andrew huss1e... why?
-- andrewHussie [AH] began trolling rufiohNitram [RN] at 13: 48 --
rufiohNitram: uh, yo...
andrewHussie: I was thinking since neither of us are really busy or anything, we should maybe hang out. Do some stuff.
andrewHussie: I'm just assuming you're not busy.
andrewHussie: Anyways. What I had in mind was something like, you know, kissing. Normal guy stuff like that.
rufiohNitram: oh... oh god, you're not... who 1 th1nk you are, are you?
andrewHussie: Psh, no, I'm not that guy that tried to kiss you.
rufiohNitram: um... 1 could have swarn you seemed fam1l1ar... but e1ther way, dog... 1t's a l1ttle sudden to be tell1ng a guy someth1ng l1ke k1ss1ng h1m... you know?
andrewHussie: No it isn't. In fact, it's kind of rude to NOT be kissing me yet. In my culture, that's what you do. Right off the bat.
andrewHussie: You don't want to be culturally insensitive, do you?
rufiohNitram: ... well, er... no 1 guess not... but 1t's just --no offense or anyth1ng-- k1nda odd 1n my own perspect1ve...
andrewHussie: Well, that's your own opinion. But since it's wrong, we should kiss. Right now.
rufiohNitram: well sh*t, yo... that's, um... 1'm not sure what to say to that...
[01: 56] -- rufiohNitram Slowly backs away. --
andrewHussie: Come on.
rufiohNitram: um... man you really put me on a tough spot... 1 don't mean any sort ofoffense, but ... 1f 1 do k1ss you, you'll stop bugg1ng me about 1t... r1ght?
andrewHussie: Why don't you kiss me and find out?
[01: 59] -- rufiohNitram [RN] sighs --
rufiohNitram: bangarang... }:1
[02: 00] -- rufiohNitram quickly pecks Hussie on the cheek --
andrewHussie: Lame! Try again, I'm not feeling the cultural awareness yet.
rufiohNitram: wa1t what? oh c'mon, dog... you sa1d a k1ss... er...
andrewHussie: That wasn't even a kiss. Don't act like that's something YOU'D accept.
rufiohNitram: okay before 1 mess th1s up aga1n... tell me where exactly are you expect1ng 1t...
andrewHussie: On the lips.
[02: 02] -- rufiohNitram Stands there for a moment, hesitantly kissing Hussie on the lips, his body shudders in slight discomfort as he pulls back and wipes his lips. --
andrewHussie: Yes. Hell yes. Hell fucking yes.
[02: 04] -- rufiohNitram Looks at him slightly disturbed. --
andrewHussie: Well, that's all.
andrewHussie: I'll be back for more later. Thanks, Rufioh.
-- andrewHussie [AH] gave up trolling rufiohNitram [RN] at 14: 06 --
rufiohNitram: um... wow...